Beyond Death: The Real Purpose of These Magical Unions You don’t need to fear the death of a soulmate, because they’re still around, especially in the days and months following their voyage to the Other Side. Why? Unlike a “body-mate” which come and go like the rain, soulmates share a bond on the spiritual plane. You see them again. My wife’s […]
I Finally Understand Women… Kind Of. The following is based on actual encounters yet satirical. Bedazzled and bewitched, I lay in a ditch. Dumped again, can’t even be friends… Thought I did everything right, then to my astonished sight: a woman in black silk appears, silhouetted by the moon, she nears… I’m immediately drawn to her dark aura, her seductive, spicy […]
She Couldn’t Stop Glaring at My Flip Flop Sketchers Sometimes I find myself in awkward situations. But as a writer, sometimes they turn into juicy stories (if I’m lucky). Do you know how you can tell if you’re a natural comedian? It’s when the more serious you try to act, the more people laugh. So, giving into my inner comedian, […]
Life As We Know It Depends On This It’s getting ridiculous… I’m talking to the big-wigs (with hoodies) running the online companies that power our existence these days. I’ve been doing online stuff for a while now, since people first thought it was a fad. Well, far from being a fad, it’s now the fabric of life. That means it’s crucial […]
Let’s Take an Honest Peek Under the Hood First, I love being a man. And I love women. That said, men have become a target in recent years for being born men. Oops. But does that bother real men? No, we’ve faced worse in our long and torrid history… We need to celebrate our manliness, not hide from it. But we […]
… You’re Too Popular On Social Media We all hear “influencers” promise we’ll be hot if we buy the right product, do some routine or add something to our diet… But no matter how “hot” someone is, negative qualities can still send others heading for the hills. That’s because a huge factor in attraction is about what you don’t do. My […]
… That’s Actually A Story After you die, you meet God who asks , “So, how was heaven?” The end. Commentary in the comments. Modified from a Quora answer by Vishal Lahsiv
And You Don’t Have to Buy the Writer Dinner Metaphors bring together two unlike things, like a man and a woman. She stared him down like a panther ready to pounce, teeth like razors behind cherry-red lips… Her sparkling eyes: the gateway to his demise. “Dying is a wild night and a new road.” — Emily Dickinson Metaphors are words on crack. They can […]